18 ago. 2007

Yo vine para preguntar 88: ¿De qué te reís?

De cosas como éstas, también:
"Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning." Rich Cook.

"Computer dating is fine, if you're a computer." Rita May Brown.

"All sorts of computer errors are now turning up. You'd be surprised to know the number of doctors who claim they are treating pregnant men." Isaac Asimov.

"To err is human, but to really foul things up you need a computer." Paul Ehrlich.

"UNIX is basically a simple operating system, but you have to be a genius to understand the simplicity." Dennis Ritchie.

"The perfect computer has been developed. You just feed in your problems and they never come out again." Al Goodman.

"Imagine if every Thursday your shoes exploded if you tied them the usual way. This happens to us all the time with computers, and nobody thinks of complaining." Jeff Raskin.

"If computers get too powerful, we can organize them into a committee -- that will do them in." Bradley's Bromide.

3 comentarios:

Jack Celliers dijo...

Esa postal es rumana...

Marina dijo...

Buenasssss...espero que hayas pasado buenas vacaciones. Sí, no me había dado cuenta, es de http://www.bascalie.ro. Acabo de ver el sitio y no puedo evitar divertirme mucho con el rumano, me suena a mezcla de español arcaico + cocoliche...Saludos.

Aeronauta dijo...

Te he dejado un regalo en mi sitio. ¿Lo pasas a recoger?
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